Sitting in the exam room, everyone sits writing. Its almost as if they all had lessons without me there. What on earth could they possibly be filling in besides pictures? I have no idea. I have no idea what they couldve possibly filled in.
The only good thing in this exam room is my nails. They are painted a perfect dark purple. Not took dark were it looks black, but a simple dark shade of that colour purple we know and love. Similar to my brain, my fingers nails are not gonna help me pass this biology exam. Its time to be realistic and weigh the options.
A) that fake seizure I've always thought about but were too scared to actually try...
I mean, I've always thought about it. But I guess I was too scared to do it. But let's be realistic itd be kinda fun! Rolling around on the floor shaking? That's a lot more fun then this exam.
B) the burst into tears- convincing lie of scarring event that convientley took place right before this exam
C) the asthma atack
So? I've never had any signs or asthma prior to this exam. But u know what they say! Its never too late! Yes that line doesn't usually refer to self brought asthma to get out of there eleventh grade bio exam, but ya gotta take the chance! Try somthing new...but desperate times call for desperate measures. And let's just say right now. I'm pretty fucking desperate.
D) actually try and fill stuff in on this exam... So easy to say so impossible to really do. Now I'm jsut convincing myself I can do the impossible. Need me even say this idea is completely unrealistic
Let me give you an actual question from my actual impossible actual exam... Actually no. I'm not gonna put u thru this emotinal distress and myslef by even reading it.
FML. Moral of the story? Come save me!
